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Aaron Klein Is Your New Defense Against The Dark Arts Teacher

posted 1/25/2013 by the Salt City Sinner What is  it with Aaron Klein and the occult? I can easily explain my own fascination, but A.) I'm not a worshiper of YHWH, and B.) I'm not ensconced in a worldview where demonic entities are lurking around every corner, curdling milk and snacking on good Christian infants. In fact, summoning or communicating with "demonic" forces is like many facets of magick or occult practice-- tricky, difficult, and not for the lazy or inexperienced. Yesterday we were illuminated by Klein's theory that the Sandy Hook massacre was motivated by Satanism (a theory based on one statement by one sketchy source to a tabloid that Adam Lanza had a "web page with the word 'SATAN' on it" in Gothic font -- impeccable "journalism," Aaron!). Well kiss my grits and slap my hamhocks silly, because Investigator Klein is back with a bold new theorem, this time regarding the possible demonic possession and/or actua

Aaron Klein: "Let's Not Rule Out Satanism In Sandy Hook"

posted 1/23/2013 by the Salt City Sinner "Investigative Journalism," just like Aaron Klein does! Let's leave the indescribable recent news from Connecticut out of this as much as we can. What happened at Sandy Hook was beyond horrible, and to be quite honest, the events of that day - and the shooting deaths that have happened since - still are too angular and sharp for my mind to get a good grip on them. I suspect I have something to say about gun violence in America, but for now, I'm just quietly watching, trying to understand how things in this country have gone so terribly wrong. Not so for self-described "investigative journalist" Aaron Klein! Alex Jones' "Infowars" - tinfoil hat not included Klein is an ultra-right-wing talk radio host and author of several splendid books filled to the brim with piping hot paranoid conspiracy yarns. He also is a frequent contributor to store-brand Stormfront imitator WND, your one-stop shop f

IT LIVES

posted 1/19/2013 by the Salt City Sinner SWEET JIGGLING JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH! Has it really been THREE MONTHS since I dusted off my best pair of novelty devil horns and updated this sumbitch? It would appear so . Many thanks to ViewFinder for holding down the fort in my absence, and keeping our loyal audience of homeless shamans who live under a bridge and connect to the internet with their minds (both of them) up to date on police brutality and weird dreams . She is a gem. "So, f*ckface, where have you been?" you probably don't wonder. It is a strange and horrible tale. You see, one chilly evening in late November, I was abducted by a small but loyal group of cultists, devotees of the almost-forgotten Slavic "black god" Czernobog . specializes in curses, bad luck, bloodshed The tortures I was subjected to were both unspeakable and strangely erotic. Only this week did I manage to escape by whittling a crude key to my enclosure out of the