posted on 4/3/2015 by the Salt City Sinner On this Good Friday, as some celebrate through self-flagellation and others prepare for a Holy Saturday vigil or navigate the stations of the cross , lo, we have rolled away the stone that sealed the tomb where good, moral people everywhere hoped this bloggue would remain trapped forever. Wouldn't you know it, a miracle! The tomb is empty, and the glorious resurrection of Salt City Sinner has occurred! (Ignore the carefully dug and concealed trap door, spider hole, and escape tunnel – they have nothing to do with this Easter Miracle) As Salt Lake slouches inexorably toward the magical Saturday evening when the Easter Jesus creeps through the homes and yards of good Christian boys and girls to lay chocolate eggs that bring them delight and laughter, we bring you a sneak preview of what you can expect in the coming weeks from your favorite half-funny hellbound heathens. Coming Soon They Paved Paradise OR How I Learned ...