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The Moment I Have Always Waited For

Posted on 6/1/2012 by the Salt City Sinner WARNING: CONTENTS ARE ABSOLUTELY REAL NEWS STORIES, AND ARE VERY DISTURBING AND VIOLENT. Z-Day is here , Z-Day is real, and the epicenter is...Miami? New Jersey, maybe? Ach, so predictable! They're coming for you, Barbara Three stories from the East Coast. First, from Miami, the delightful case of  a naked man who a te most of the face of his victim before at least six police bullets finally brought him down: One man was shot to death by Miami police and another was left fighting for his life after he was attacked and his face allegedly half eaten , by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp, police said.   The bloodshed began about 2 P.M. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp...[An] officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man's head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued his assault, the officer shot h...