This Just In: 33% of Utahns Are Clinically Insane

From KSL:

SALT LAKE CITY -- A new poll shows many Utahns aren't sure if President Barack Obama is a native of Africa or the United States.

The Dan Jones poll done for KSL-TV and the Deseret News shows one-third of those questioned either do not believe or are not sure if Pres. Obama was born on U.S. soil.

However, two-thirds of those asked say they believe the president was born in Hawaii, as he claims and a birth certificate has proven.

The president's place of birth has been questioned by so-called "birthers" who believe he lied about his background and therefore is not qualified to be president.

White House spokesman Robert Gibbs says the birth certificate is online.

Ladies and gentlemen of the Beehive State, we have achieved Escape Velocity.

(h/t to Tom Grover)

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