Mitt Romney Is Your 1%-er, Birther Candidate For 2012

Posted on 5/30/2012 by the Salt City Sinner

Mittens! After securing Texas and, thus, the 2012 Republican nomination for President of these United States, how does one kick it live and direct?

The Daily dug up this delightful photo of a young Mitt Romney holding a gun to his head. Good times!

Well if you are Willard "Mitt" Romney, first you host a huge fundraiser in Las Vegas, where the big draw was prominent Birther and human incarnation of ugly, godsforsaken hubris and vanity Donald Trump.

Then you release your own birth certificate, which has literally never been a political issue until Big Joe Farah and the boys at WND breathed unholy life into it like some kind of golem made of $h!t.

Umm... online? In PDF form? Certified by the State of Hawaii?

Then, the next day, you host another white-collar, high-rolling fund-raiser at a luxurious estate with a bloodless, heartless CEO:

With Democrats portraying Mitt Romney as an out-of-touch millionaire and "vulture capitalist" from his years at Bain Capital, the GOP presidential candidate may be handing opponents some ammunition when he holds a fundraiser Wednesday at a 65,000-square-foot estate that's opulent, even for upscale Hillsborough.

The exclusive location of the 95-room Carolands Chateau, which is on the National Register of Historic Places, and tickets running as high as $50,000 apiece [editor's note - that's more than I make in two f***ing YEARS] aren't the only reason Romney's political foes are stirred up.

The former Massachusetts governor's fundraiser is also chaired by billionaire Meg Whitman, his former employee at Bain Capital and the 2010 Republican candidate for California governor who promised to create 2 million new jobs if elected. Now Whitman is CEO of Hewlett-Packard, which just said last week it plans to lay off 25,000 workers. [emphasis added]

How's YOUR bank account doing?

"Job creators!" They live among us - but really, they are more like "parasitic, blood-sucking atrocities" than "job creators."

I'm no Obama supporter - that's putting it lightly - but I am now officially the least likely Romney voter in these United States. He is a smug, horrible little rich boy and exploiter of workers everywhere. He has tacitly - and only tacitly because he lacks the balls to have done it overtly - given support to a racist, insane conspiracy theory about our first Black president.

He is scum.

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