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Heart Of Darkness Volume One: Orrin Hatch

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posted 6/28/2012 by the Salt City Sinner


As I have mentioned before, I am an avid subscriber to Orrin Hatch's email newsletter-cum-press releases.

Old Roarin' Orrin isn't too happy about the outcome of the Affordable Care Act decision today, no sirree. He felt so violated by it, in fact, that he sent a special message out to his dearest friends (including, obviously, me). As Hatch said:


I fashioned a reasonable reply to Senator Hatch.


I'll let you know what I hear from the Mothership - I mean, Hatch's well-funded and now invisible campaign finance team.

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  1. Anonymous28 June 2012 at 22:10

    fucking love it!

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  2. Law Nerd, Esq.29 June 2012 at 05:28

    BAHAHAHAHA!

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  3. Anonymous5 July 2012 at 11:30

    Hatch is a real genius- wasting away the last years of his life for what? He is old as dirt and has nothing better to do than waste tax payers dollars running *7* administrative offices through Utah, and still maintain a residence in Washington D.C.?! Makes me sick!

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