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Godless Blasphemers Swarm Downtown Library! No Ancient Alien Spared!

Illustration by Miguel Ángel


posted on 12/16/2018 by the Salt City Sinner
The Religious Education Series is has proved to be an interesting and welcome addition to life in Salt Lake City. Since 2017, Executive Director Megan Kennedy has presented a series of free public lectures on topics including religion, anthropology, and archaeology. On Saturday, RES (in conjunction with the Godless Rebelution Podcast, which sounds like a lot of fun based on the name) presented the seventh lecture in the series, “Delusions of the Gods: The Colonial Racism of Ancie1nt Aliens, Mormon Anthropology, & Other Pseudohistory.” Recordings of all of the RES lectures can be found here for free, which is mighty generous of them.



Now, I was not in need of a debunking on this subject. I absolutely did not subscribe to the “ancient aliens” theory going in, and have long considered it to be both nonsense and not a particularly rich vein of nonsense at that (although I have a lingering affection for horror pioneer and hideous racist H.P. Lovecraft). But considering that my sister’s boyfriend is an “ancient aliens” enthusiast, further considering that “Jupiter Ascending” made $184 million USD and "Prometheus" $403 million, and even further considering that I had a big plate of nothing in front of me for Saturday afternoon, off to the downtown public library I went. It turned out to be well worth it.

“Delusions of the Gods” may have been lecture number seven for the RES, but it was only number two for me – earlier in 2018, I attended “GodHates Us All: The Religiosity of Heavy Metal Culture,” which I cannot recommend highly enough (that particular lecture was sponsored in part by the Satanic Temple, of which, full disclosure, I am a member). As with “God Hates,” this was a top notch lecture, both accessible and as in-depth as time would allow, well researched and backed up with slides and a great deal of research and preparation.



The nut of Director Kennedy’s presentation is that there’s a long line of racist, colonialist ideas about history and conquest going back to Europeans’ first contact with indigenous peoples, and that the “ancient aliens” conspiracy theory is simply the latest version of the Atlantean or Aryan or Nephite/Lamanite stories. That is to say: that native peoples “couldn’t possibly have built” the pyramids or other structures “on their own,” and thus “needed help” from aliens / long dead white people / lizard men.

This fits into a larger pattern of historical erasure and literal whitewashing that helps prop up colonialism and white supremacy: since indigenous peoples have been established to be lesser and in need of assistance from aliens to build those impressive structures surely the natives won’t mind a little “help” from white people now, right? (It’s worth noting as an aside that the author of Chariots of the Gods, the guy widely considered the father of the “ancient aliens” theory, Erich von Däniken, is a racist who has said some things that will make your goddamned jaw drop.)

I find Kennedy’s argument compelling. She also had some very depressing things to say about the financial rewards for bullshit archaeology and anthropology offered by shows like “Ancient Aliens” versus the funding available for real archaeologists. Speaking of real archaeologists, if you or someone you know have questions about the pyramids or the Mayans and supposed contact with aliens, Kennedy provided a list of Twitter handles for people you can ask:



Anyway! The lecture was extremely well-attended, by which I mean 80 people, maybe more. Lots of college kids (by the sound of it), but a fairly diverse mix of people overall. The Religious Education Series appears to be gathering steam, which dovetails interestingly with Salt Lake County’s new status as a minority-Mormon area. After all, the Nephites and “reformed Egyptian?” Joseph Smith would have been a die-hard ancient aliens fan.

I look forward to dropping in on more of these lectures, and I’d encourage anyone to do so who is interested in atheism, religion, or any of the related topics being discussed.

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