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Cops, God, and Stephen King


Posted on 8/25/21 by Charles R. Bernard - originally published at Madness Heart Press in two posts


 With the recent release of Billy Summers, Stephen King has re-re-re-reinvented himself while pursuing his “true crime phase” – and he’s made a lot of money doing it. With Stephen once again King of the hill, I thought it might be worth sharing my review of his April 2020 quartet of novellas, collected as If It Bleeds.

 

King of the Market

I started reading Stephen King novels when I was a young adult (read: child), and I have never stopped. I started with Through the Eyes of the Dragon, a YA book, but moved on to Carrie and Cujo in short order. I read him through junior high and into high school. I read King’s horror, his dark fantasy, and his short stories. One day, Lucifer willing, I will write something lengthy about his oeuvre. , because I think his body of work worth giving serious consideration. As I’ve read King’s output over the last two decades of my life, King’s material has evolved in interesting ways. Good old Stephen has maintained an almost self-satirically prolific level of output. From his eyrie in Maine and from various vacation properties, he has cranked out 61 novels, 11 collections, 5 nonfiction books, and 19 screenplays, and that isn’t even the entirety of it. He has sold about 350 million books, give or take, and has a net worth of roughly half a billion dollars (USD 500m, or $500,000,000).

 


King is prolific, King is successful, and King is influential. Modern horror was in large part shaped by him, and he has had an outsized impact on the publishing of popular fiction in a larger sense. One day, Stephen King will be held in the esteem of a William Shakespeare or (certainly) a Charles Dickens. In fact Dickens – also a commercial author, also fond of ghost stories – is probably not a bad point of reference for King. Dickens was highly critical of the British aristocracy and of the condition of the poor in England in the 19th century. Likewise, Stephen King’s politics could be characterized as broadly “liberal” without being leftist; the staid, Joe Biden wing of the Democratic Party, in short. King has been criticized for the lily-white nature of much of his early work (and his use of some fairly worn tropes when he does bother to put Black people in his work), and clearly, in his 21st century work, he’s trying to be a better white guy. Given his overall Twitter presence and often-enjoyable flaying of Maine Governor Paul LePage (a true bastard) and former President Trump, I’d call him a largely benign presence, politically speaking.

 

Why does any of this matter? Well, because I’ve read If It Bleeds, a collection of four previously unreleased novellas that came out in April of 2020. I am a seasoned Kingologist, having often discussed him in written pieces and on the Madness Heart Press podcast Wandering Monster (where I’m one of the hosts). Thus it felt almost obligatory that I review King’s quartet of stories. A word right out of the gate: I very much enjoyed the collected novella format itself, and wish more authors would explore it. The segmented nature of If It Bleeds allows me to give it a segmented review. Two out of four of the novellas in Bleeds are good; one is great. And one is infuriating.

 


“If It Bleeds,” With and Without Holly Gibney

“Mr. Harrigan’s Phone” and “Rat” are fairly straightforward King fare; “Harrigan” is a passable attempt at a 21st century ghost story, and “Rat” is an engrossing-enough tale of a writer going mad (sound familiar?). “The Life of Chuck” truly shines. While it lies well outside the wheelhouse of horror and more like something that might be included in The Year’s Best Short Fiction or McSweeney’s. I enjoyed the experimental style of “Chuck,” and its heartbreaking message – centered around a folk proverb, “when an old person dies, a library burns” – is as well-realized as I’ve ever seen in King’s work. I highly recommend it.

That leaves the title novella of the collection, “If It Bleeds.” To talk about “If It Bleeds,” we need to talk about Holly Gibney. Since his early days, King has had a tendency to revisit a number of characters in different contexts and settings. In his recent phase – what King-themed podcast Losers Club has called his “true crime phase” – Gibney has been one of King’s most frequently-recurring characters, having appeared in Mr. MercedesFinders KeepersEnd of WatchThe Outsider, and, now, “If It Bleeds.” MILD SPOILERS TO FOLLOW

 

Unlike poor dead Bill Hodges, Holly lives on as the embodiment of The Nobility of Law and Order in King’s universe. This is an odd position for a person of King’s politics to take in their fiction. Hodges and Anderson are, after all, both cops who have killed multiple people; and let’s not forget Holly’s partner Pete, another retired killer cop. Sure, they may have murdered enough people to fill a school bus over the course of those many stories, but all the people they killed had it coming and/or were monsters. It’s as though King’s conception of justice never evolved past the early 1990s: and has certainly never encountered Black Lives Matter.

 

Holly Gibney herself is an irritating and poorly fleshed-out character, a caricature, if you will, of neurotic-but-brilliant mental illness. This is a misrepresentation of the realities of mental health that has been a tired trope since at least the TV show Monk. I’ve heard more than one acquaintance tell me that they think Holly is supposed to be “on the [autism] spectrum,” but I’m not sure that’s accurate. She is obsessive, anxious, bullied by a one-dimensional ogre of a mother (another recurring King trope). She is not particularly well-realized as “brilliant,” as much as representative of self-indulgent impulses: a repellent figment crafted from the most annoying parts of Stephen King’s personal moral code. King’s moral code has, I might add, become increasingly God-centered in his later phases, although that part of his cosmology has been a quiet but persistent part of his stories going back at least to the beginning of his association with Alcoholics Anonymous in 1987.

 

“The ideas of the ruling class are in every epoch the ruling ideas.”

The architecture that undergirds power in America is sometimes visible. Examples include police patrols, walls and fences, “No Trespassing” signs, or any of the innumerable and minute transactions that make up the beehive hum of 21st-century capitalism. Most of power’s structure is invisible, however, composed of our norms, our collective morality (such as it is), and our conceptualization of and responses to “evil.” The engineers of this invisible support structure are sometimes politicians, but more often come from the realms of money and the arts. Perhaps no author in 2021 can speak to the confluence of these two realms quite like Stephen King, who has earned half a billion dollars and sold hundreds of millions of books, and whose novels – whether in their original form or as adaptations – have shaped American popular culture for over 40 years.

 


It would not be fair to say that King hasn’t grown since the publication of Carrie in 1974. People of color appear more frequently in his work now than they used to, although many of the tropes and awkward center-left characterizations of them still mar his attempts to expand the scope of his empathy. Women, always prominent in his books in some sense, have made progress in the Kingoverse as well. Holly Gibney, the heroine of “If It Bleeds,” is one of his most frequently-recurring characters these days. Holly also represents an attempt on the part of King to portray mental illness with more sensitivity (Holly suffers from a complicated and never-quite-diagnosed anxiety disorder). I suppose King could have picked a worse avatar for his current true crime phase – the late, white ex-policeman Bill Hodges, for example. Just kidding, Hodges was a recurring character, and serves as Holly’s mentor and moral center.

 

Where It’s Forever 1985 and the Sun Always Shines

And that brings us to the central problem with “If It Bleeds,” and with several of King’s recent novels (Mr. MercedesFinders KeepersEnd of WatchThe Outsider). King wrote these books in the 21st century. In fact, Mr. Mercedes – the first Bill Hodges novel – was released a mere six years ago, in 2014. 2014 also happens to be the year that protests against the police killing of Black folks including Michael Brown and Tamir Rice kicked off, protests that evolved into the movement known as Black Lives Matter. The last few years have seen a rapid evolution in public perceptions of the problem of police violence and the unimaginable devastation it has inflicted on the Black community.

 

To read Stephen King, however, it’s still 1985 – or maybe 1994 – only with high-tech wonder-phones and the ability to Google things. Brand names are, in fact, one facet of 2020/2021 that manages to penetrate King’s books. Holly Gibney, whom I suspect is a version of King’s ideal consumer/reader, shops at Amazon, but laments the decline of brick-and-mortar bookstores. Now, this might just be a worn-out center-left hobbyhorse, one that allows folks to feel righteous, but not to think too deeply about end-stage capitalism. However, I do think that it’s mighty convenient that Stephen King, gazillionaire author, has crafted a character who has a lot of opinions about how “good” people “ought” to buy books.

 

Having a lot of opinions isn’t a damning characteristic (I hope), but Holly’s opinions – specifically – are horrible. Here is an example, in which Stephen King (in Holly’s voice) lectures his readers:

 

“And are we really any better? Don’t people slow down for a good long look at an accident on the turnpike? That’s roadkill, too.” I said that I always looked away. And said a prayer that the people involved in the accident would be all right. He said if that was true, I was an exception. He said that most people like pain, as long as it’s not theirs. Then he said, “I suppose you don’t watch horror movies, either?” Well, I do, Ralph, but those movies are make-believe. When the director calls cut, the girl who had her throat slashed by Jason or Freddy gets up and grabs a cup of coffee. But still, after this I may not… [Pause]

 

…Excuse me, Mr. King, but what has put food on your table for your entire life? What has paid for your vacation homes and your kids’ college educations — not to mention provided lucrative careers for your sons once they graduated? What has set up a personal money printing-press in your office? Horror. And yet he sees fit to chide his readers for their prurient interest in the gruesome and macabre.

 


Nor do Holly’s awful opinions stop there. At one point in “If It Blooeds” she orders a pizza (King has to get those brand names in there, doesn’t he?), and oh-so-casually adds:

 

Holly orders out to Domino’s—a small veggie pizza and a large Coke. When the young man shows up, she tips according to Bill Hodges’s rule of thumb: fifteen per cent of the bill if the service is fair, twenty per cent if the service is good. This young man is prompt, so she tips the full amount.

 

Stephen King is worth approximately $500,000,000. Minimum wage for a pizza delivery person is about $7.25 per hour. INCLUDING tips. King threw that little chestnut in there, and a little chestnut can have big ripples. After all, King has an enormous – and devoted – fan base. To throw a line casually shitting on lowest-wage workers into his story, and to put it in the mouth of a person we are supposed to love and side with, is genuinely immoral, and I was completely floored and disgusted when I read it.

 

The above passage is representative of who Holly Gibney is, however; the woman whom we are supposed to root for, in the primitive, capital-g-Good versus capital-e-Evil morality of Stephen King’s world. And she sucks. Sure, Holly Gibney kills monsters – but she is also a private investigator who, King explicitly mentions, sometimes works in skip tracing and collections. Trained at the aged foot of a killer cop (Bill Hodges), Holly is King’s version of Law and Order, and I like it about as much as I liked Donald Trump’s.

 

Rex Autem Diligit Deus

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Holly Gibney, we are reminded every few pages, prays. King’s religiosity has been a constant, quiet presence in his work, especially since he joined the Alcoholics Anonymous cult in 1987. Don’t get me wrong; I don’t have any qualms with sobriety, and I don’t even necessarily begrudge King his faith. AA’s God-centered, cultic, simplistic moralism, on the other hand, I find insufferable and dangerous, and on the occasions that it infects his work – such as this, or 1996’s Desperation – the end result is frustrating.

 

In 2020-21, an increasing number of Americans have begun to realize that policing needs to be fundamentally reexamined. Part of that reexamination – part of moving forward – is going to be a reevaluation of the stories we tell, and the heroines we invent to support those stories. I love Stephen King (and have for decades). However, he is a man who at his core prefers moral simplicity, the Cosmic Good versus the Cosmic Evil. This type of storytelling becomes highly problematic when the avatars of that Good are also stand-ins for law enforcement. Holly Gibney represents a worldview in which meticulous and scrupulous attention to evidence and the judicious application of State violence can literally defeat the boogeyman. (In reality, cops aren’t exactly problem-solvers: on average, they catch six out of ten murderers while four go scot-free. The situation for rape is abysmal: the mighty Agents of Good clear less than a third of those cases.)

These days, I’m more interested in what the boogeyman has to say. What are his (or her, be it a bogeywoman) story is. In “If It Bleeds” we are given only the thinnest and most preposterous version of this, a ridiculous escalation of mistrust of FAKE NEWS! into the realm of the literally monstrous. Holly Gibney may overtly virtue-signal her distaste for Donald Trump, but Stephen King’s choice of a newsman – or newsmonster, I suppose – as his villain is telling.

 


Summārium

Early in this review, I mentioned that three out of four of the novellas in If It Bleeds are worth reading. One of them, “The Life of Chuck,” is fantastic. On the whole, the collection is worth picking up. The character of Holly Gibney, however, would be better left in King’s rearview mirror, as would his fascination with true crime and policing.

 

RATING: 3 / 4 Dead Clowns

 

 

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