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A Modest Conspiracy Proposal

  ( Author’s note: once one has spent enough time studying conspiracy theories, it’s inevitable that one feels the urge to conceive of a crazy-ass conspiracy theory of one’s own – just ask Robert Anton Wilson ! This is one such attempt.) The dread, black-clad soldiers of Antifa are known for their anarcho-communist claptrap as much as for beating up helpless old ladies, helpless old men, and (in general) helpless supporters of heroic underdog and TRUE President of the United States Donald J. Trump.

WND Hires Robert Copeland To Write Weekly Column On Race Relations

former Police Commissioner and now WND columnist Robert Copeland posted on 5/21/2014 by the Salt City Sinner Resident Jane O’Toole said she overheard Wolfeboro Police Commissioner Robert Copeland use a racial slur in describing President Obama. And in an email to her, Copeland, who is white, acknowledged using the N-word in referring to the president and said he will not apologize.   “I believe I did use the ‘N’ word in reference to the current occupant of the Whitehouse,” Copeland said in an excerpt from an email he sent to his fellow police commissioners acknowledging his remark and then forwarded to O’Toole. “For this, I do not apologize — he meets and exceeds my criteria for such.” -- Associated Press Robert Copeland, the disgraced former Police Commissioner of Wolfesboro, New Hampshire, has been hired by WND (formerly WorldNetDaily) to pen a weekly column on race relations in the US. Salt City Sinner reached WND founder, editor, and CEO Joseph Farah via scrying ...

A Guest Post From Joseph Farah

a guest post on 11/14/13 by Joseph Farah, founder, editor, CEO and Grand Wizard of WND ( EDITOR'S NOTE : as should be obvious to most semi-sentient hominids, this is a work of satire. Since Joseph Farah, however, does not understand satire, and has a   history  of suing people -- for Freedom -- this disclaimer is sadly necessary. Mr. Farah was good enough to bring his own hot, scurrying intestinal cargo of ads, for which Salt City Sinner will receive nothing, because we are godless Communists. With no further exposition, we present the very first Salt City Sinner guest post, from the Reveren Doctor Joseph Farah, Newsman, Esq.) I don't know about you, but Freedom makes me frisky. Unless it's the wrong type of Freedom. I don't like that, and we didn't like that back when life was simpler, better. I'm not talking about the "freedom" peddled today, which is to say the kind the homos, weirdos, and Muslims want. Every single morning when the...