( Author’s note: once one has spent enough time studying conspiracy theories, it’s inevitable that one feels the urge to conceive of a crazy-ass conspiracy theory of one’s own – just ask Robert Anton Wilson ! This is one such attempt.) The dread, black-clad soldiers of Antifa are known for their anarcho-communist claptrap as much as for beating up helpless old ladies, helpless old men, and (in general) helpless supporters of heroic underdog and TRUE President of the United States Donald J. Trump.