A Modest Conspiracy Proposal

 

(Author’s note: once one has spent enough time studying conspiracy theories, it’s inevitable that one feels the urge to conceive of a crazy-ass conspiracy theory of one’s own – just ask Robert Anton Wilson! This is one such attempt.)

The dread, black-clad soldiers of Antifa are known for their anarcho-communist claptrap as much as for beating up helpless old ladies, helpless old men, and (in general) helpless supporters of heroic underdog and TRUE President of the United States Donald J. Trump.

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Now, SPEAKING of financial support, let’s get back to those fascist anti-fascists. Oh, they’d LIKE for the American public to think of them as communists and anarchists (two political philosophies well-known for attracting mass popular support in this sad, declining, sinful, socialist country of ours). The truth is MUCH MORE DAMNING.

We all hate the big banks. WE KNOW who runs them (the Illuminati posing as lizard people who are actually Freemasons - OBVIOUSLY). We also know the big banks are one of the primary manufacturers of “quiet weapons” - you know, the type used in “quiet wars.” Surely, a lowbrow bunch of anti-capitalists like the dregs that make up Antifa wouldn’t have anything to do with them, right?

WRONG! You have to understand the symbology, the coded messages that these sinister forces hide in plain sight. That’s part of their Luciferian ideology and their Satanic, occult aspect, after all: consent must be given by THE SHEEPLE and thus they hide their connections, alliances, and intentions in PLAIN SIGHT. Just look at Disney’s Marvel movies, or Superbowl commercials, or graffiti in the men’s room at JFK airport (NATURALLY).

Let’s examine the symbology of George Soros’ useful shock idiot troops. AFTER you click on our generous sponsor:

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Now, the unwashed, hairy losers of so-called “antifascism” (which is really ANTI-AMERICANISM and ANTI-TRUMPISM) will tell you that they adopted their primary symbol, the three arrows, from the Iron Front, an anti-totalitarian militia that engaged in street fights with Nazi brownshirts. HA-HA, “antifascists.” I know the TRUTH, and now other Real Americans will know the TRUTH too.

BEHOLD:

You won’t hear this anywhere else, folks - CERTAINLY not in the lamestream media. ANTIFA IS A FRONT FOR BANK OF AMERICA. It’s that simple. When they say they are fighting “fascism,” remember that what they’re REALLY fighting is capitalism on behalf of the banks! It makes TOO MUCH SENSE!

Now go, patriots. Fly, my pretties! And spread the word.