Monday, 5 March 2012

Creaking Majestically, The Ghost Ship Sails Ever Onwards

Although I did not give ViewFinder the welcome that I gave Law Nerd (and that is entirely to my discredit, frankly) you may have noticed that we have added another Soul for Satan here at Salt City Sinner. Welcome, ViewFinder, talented photographer and fellow un-indicted co-conspirator and worshiper at the communist pinko altar of #OccupySLC.

You may have noticed a certain absence lately - ha, no, I'm not that deluded.

It has been a little while since I posted. Part of this is due to my new awesome stressful job, and part of it is due to the fact that I now have two talented friends who will be sharing this space with me. Thank you, Law Nerd, and thank you, ViewFinder for being fellow posters.

In all of my future sleepless nights (if the going trend is any indication) I can lie back assured and imagine the USS Salt City Sinner, creaking majestically along in the night, a ghost ship with a happy ghost family of a ghost crew.

Yes, we will float magically through the nightmares of good children everywhere, skeletal hands at the tiller.

I can't speak for my co-bloggers, but I am fueled by Spite (no, not Sprite) and therefore unlikely to run out of fodder in the near future. Local functioning anencephalic Rod Arquette's recent unusually dumb feints on behalf of that fat guy with the radio show are an example of something that will probably wrings a few words out of me in the near future. Until then, Hark! O nation of Zion, to the voice of sister Law Nerd and sister ViewFinder. My horrible countenance shall still be seen upon the tides of this No Coast Capitol, rest assured.

1 comment:

  1. AWWWW You called me "talented". Why thank you kind sir!