posted on 4/3/2015 by the Salt City Sinner
On this Good Friday, as some celebrate through self-flagellation and others prepare for a Holy Saturday vigil or navigate the stations of the cross, lo, we have rolled away the stone that sealed the tomb where good, moral people everywhere hoped this bloggue would remain trapped forever.
Wouldn't you know it, a miracle!
The tomb is empty, and the glorious resurrection of Salt City Sinner has occurred! (Ignore the carefully dug and concealed trap door, spider hole, and escape tunnel – they have nothing to do with this Easter Miracle)
As Salt Lake slouches inexorably toward the magical Saturday evening when the Easter Jesus creeps through the homes and yards of good Christian boys and girls to lay chocolate eggs that bring them delight and laughter, we bring you a sneak preview of what you can expect in the coming weeks from your favorite half-funny hellbound heathens.
- They Paved Paradise OR How I Learned To Start Worrying And Hate Wasatch Community Gardens
- Religious Liberty Slapfight Part “Will This Ever End?
- In Which I Take The Joseph Farah Christian Terrorist Challenge
- And so much more, with saucy Snapchat screenshots to titillate and amaze! (There will be no Snapchat screenshots)
As surely as Zombie Jesus crept forth from his grave and the Holy Ghost breathed pentecostal fireand fried the Apostles to a holy crisp, there will be a tasteful Salt City Sinner post coming that will slap and/or tickle your fancy, or double your money back.