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Please join me in welcoming yet another contributor to our modest little enclave here at Salt City Sinner.

Starting this evening or tomorrow, Coal Country Communitarian will be providing valuable insights, hilarious anecdotes, insight from Appalachia, and clown jokes.

No, actually, clown jokes are strictly my department. AND MINE ALONE, DO YOU HEAR ME CONTRIBUTORS?!
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  1. ViewFinder6 April 2012 at 18:59

    Wait... I don't tend to deal with restrictions all that well. Clown jokes may be heading down my writing path any second! :)

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  2. Charles R. Bernard7 April 2012 at 03:01

    NO CLOWN JOKES FOR YOU

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  3. Charles R. Bernard7 April 2012 at 03:12

    Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them says to the other one: "Does this taste funny to you?"

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  4. Law Nerd, Esq.9 April 2012 at 05:32

    Welcome CCC. I would defy your admonishment, but I am fresh out of clown jokes. Therefore I will concede and instead claim ownership of all Legal Terms of Art (tm).

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