Reagan Was A Communist

posted on 5/20/2015 by the Salt City Sinner

When Ronald Reagan tore down the Berlin Wall in late 1989 with his bare hands, Real Americans™ breathed a sigh of relief that proved as premature as a red-blooded American man's ejaculation during procreative missionary-position coitus.

You see, in spite of the fact that the Soviet Union first banned the Communist Party and then formally dissolved in 1991, launching a two decade period of capitalist reforms and foreign investment, and despite the fact that only five Communist nations still exist (China, Cuba, Laos, Vietnam and North Korea), Communism is still apparently a vibrant and powerful force in the world today. Sleeper cells and hidden agendas riddle every sector of American society, using progressives, liberals, and the hated Democrat Party as either useful idiots or willing accomplices. The One True God of Christendom has been driven from our schools, our government, and our culture, leaving a vacuum into which the demonic forces of atheistic Marxism are inexorably pouring. Cunning machinery was set in motion by the enemy within a century ago, and now their plans are coming to fruition thanks to the election of Barack Obama (who, despite being a Red Diaper Baby and a Manchurian candidate for the “kill the rich” crowd, managed to raise more than $42,561,000 from Wall Street in his two campaigns for the presidency – now that is one crafty communist).

Most chillingly of all, it turns out that the Red Menace has more thoroughly infiltrated the Oval Office than was previously thought. In addition to Comrades Obama and Roosevelt, one of the most flamboyant Bolsheviks to ever besmirch the highest elected office in the United States was none other than Ronald Reagan.

This side of Reagan might have remained forever hidden in obscurity were it not for the brilliant and insightful political analysis of pro-theocracy white nationalist web tabloid WND. This isn't the first time that WND has provided an exclusive, steaming-hot scoop: in 1999, they fearlessly exposed Bill Clinton (father of “welfare reform” and NAFTA, and who massively deregulated Wall Street by signing the repeal of the Glass-Steagall Act in 1999) as a filthy communist as well.

WND's Aaron Klein, previously featured here during his time at Hogwarts teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts, has the dirt in a SHOCKING new exposé entitled “Dem's New Agenda Hauntingly Similar to Communism.” Klein lines the verbiage of New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio's national “Progressive Agenda” up alongside passages from the national literature of the Communist Party USA and the Socialist Party USA.

Observe the chilling, outlandish things that the CPUSA / SPUSA / Progressives (really, is there a difference?) want to do to “fundamentally transform America,” as the tyrant Barack Hussein Obama put it:

Progressive Agenda: “Pass comprehensive immigration reform to grow the economy and protect against exploitation of low-wage workers.” 

SPUSA: “We defend the rights of all immigrants to education, health care, and full civil and legal rights and call for an unconditional amnesty program for all undocumented people. We oppose the imposition of any fees on those receiving amnesty. We call for full citizenship rights upon demonstrating residency for six months.” 

CPUSA: Declares the “struggle for immigrant rights is a key component of the struggle for working class unity in our country today.” 

Obviously, “immigration reform” is just fancy talk for “full citizenship rights after six months' residence” – this explains why people like myself, who are in favor of abolishing the border altogether, are not pissed off at all by the “reforms” proposed thus far by the Democrats.

What other ~*EXCLUSIVE*~ analysis do you have for us, Klein?

Progressive Agenda: “Earned Income Tax Credit.” “Implement the ‘Buffett Rule’ so millionaires pay their fair share.” 

SPUSA: “We call for a steeply graduated income tax and a steeply graduated estate tax. …” 

CPUSA: “No taxes for workers and low and middle income people; progressive taxation of the wealthy and private corporations. 

Deeply troubling stuff. Any other plots to put the ownership of the means of production in the hands of the proletariat that the Democrat Party and the commie lieberuls think they could quietly get away with?

Progressive Agenda: “Reform the National Labor Relations Act, to enhance workers’ right to organize and rebuild the middle class.” 

SPUSA: “The Socialist Party stands for the right of all workers to organize, for worker control of industry through the democratic organization of the workplace.” 

CPUSA: “One of the most crucial ways of increasing the strength and unity of the working class as a whole is organizing the unorganized. Working-class unity depends on uniting all the diverse sectors of the multiracial, multinational working class in the U.S. … Speeding up the organization of unorganized workers is one of the most important challenges to labor and all progressive forces.” 

I'm grateful to Klein for bringing out attention to this perfidy. Not only do these examples teach us that “the right of workers to organize” is code for “worker control of industry” and that the Earned Income Tax Credit is a communist plot, they pull aside Reagan's mask and expose him as the unreconstructed Red that he is.

After all, it was Reagan who supported the expansion of the EITC through the Tax Reform Act of 1986, saying of the TRA:

Millions of working poor will be dropped from the tax rolls altogether, and families will get a long-overdue break with lower rates and an almost doubled personal exemption..vanishing loopholes and a minimum tax will mean that everybody and every corporation pay their fair share. … [The Tax Reform Act is] the best anti-poverty bill, the best pro-family measure, and the best job-creation program ever to come out of the Congress of the United States. 

There goes Comrade Reagan again, talking about “the working poor” and corporations “paying their fair share.” Class warfare and the politics of envy are ugly, ugly things.

As if that wasn't disgusting enough, Reagan also spoke about labor unions in terms that are frighteningly similar to those of the Democrats/Communists:

A free labor movement is essential to the preservation and expansion of free enterprise. Since its passage in 1935, the National Labor Relations Act has been a bulwark of support for this vital American heritage. A half-century ago, this law established the right of workers to organize and bargain collectively, should they chose to do so...In conducting union representation elections and processing unfair labor practice charges, the NLRB has helped build a peaceful industrial relations system that is a model for the free world. 

Unions are “essential to the preservation of free enterprise?” “The right of workers to organize and bargain collectively?!” “INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS?!?!”

The CPUSA and SPUSA have got NOTHING on Ronald “Stalin” Reagan, the same man who (vis a vis Klein's damning fact-finding regarding Democratic support for immigration reform) signed the Immigration Reform and Control Act of 1986 into law, granting actual amnesty (not Fox News' version of what “amnesty” means) to about three million undocumented immigrants. How “big hearted” of Party Leader Reagan – no doubt he was just trying to flood the welfare system of the United States to trigger the system's collapse (a crafty little trick often decried by historically-inclined and 100% sane Tea Partiers called “the Cloward-Piven Strategy”).

Klein's brilliant reporting and analysis have brought me to my senses after all these years of Reagan-worship: I have burned all fifteen framed portraits of the former president that used to adorn my home, and it is with a heavy heart that I have tossed my life-size Reagan cutout out of my bed, where I used to sleep nestled next to it every night, and into the trash – where I hope it rots.