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Hiatus Interruptus




posted on 11/13/2018 by the Salt City Sinner
Once upon a time when I was but a lad, I managed to contract pneumonia. I won’t go into all the juicy, phlegmy details, but suffice it to say that it was no picnic. By the time I began to get better, I was thoroughly sick of being sick and ready to get back to all the urgent dumbassery that younger me no doubt was up to. Silly me! Just when I thought I was all healed up, the pneumonia came roaring back, feistier and nastier than ever.

Think of this humble bloggue as a persistent bacterial infection of the soul. Just when it seems like I’ve been expunged, hey presto, I’m back! (This has happened before and probably will happen again.)

So! Let’s get right to it. What can you, the discerning degenerate, expect in the coming days?

 
salutations!

Satan Loves Me, This I Know

Since I’ve come out of the closet as a Satanist (I’m a card-carrying member of the Satanic Temple, although my affiliation predates our particular sect/organization), I get asked a lot of questions, from the basic (“Do you worship Satan?” …. Quick answer, no, but we’ll get to that) to the complicated (“Why is the Satanic Temple big mad at the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina?”). I’ll take a whack at answering them! Pursuant to that, if you have any questions: please ask them!





The Sinner’s $.25 Psychic Self Defense and Literature Review

I’ve read – and continue to read – a few books that I think are particularly salient to these troubled times in which we live, and I’d love to infect you with that knowledge as well! Lucky you!

First up, I’ll be featuring the Fourth Political Ideology (Четвертая политическая теория) by Aleksandr Dugin, who has some pretty far-out ideas about a glorious return to the Middle Ages, and the Reactionary Mind by Dr. Corey Robin, who has some not-entirely-far-out ideas about the psycho-theoretical underpinnings of conservative political thought. After that, we’ll move on to the lighter side of things with Dr. Robert Lifton’s Thought Reform and the Psychology of Totalism: A Study of “Brainwashing” in China.


 
this wonderful photo c/o Vanity Fair
Welcome to Utah, Mitt

A guide for new Utahns who might need a hand – where to eat, the happening night-spots, places for human automatons to recharge their lithium cells, anything that Mitt Romney might not know but want to know about his new home!

I’ll be updating this thing as rigorously as I can – if nothing else, the glowing coals of my misanthropy should keep me warm through the winter months, right? Right?

Right.

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